Monday, July 27, 2020

Careersmasâ„¢

Careersmas™ University careers providers typically get a foul press; we can be dismissed as irrelevant, boring and even scary. The fact is we are often pretty, friendly people that would ideally be suited working in Santa’s workshops, if it wasn’t such a hard sector to interrupt into (eleves have the market cornered0. That is as a result of one other fact about these of us who work in careers is we completely adore Christmas. We love careers and Christmas a lot, that we combine it to make a brilliant vacation, full of affection, good cheer and careers recommendation. This super holiday is called Careersmas™. Careersmas™ is a magical time of year, when the exhausting working careers professionals dispense recommendation within the type of Careersmas ™ Carols. So don your pink hat, grab a mince pie and join in with our festive favourites. All these songs are dedicated to all of you students and grads out there on the lookout for hope in the Bleak Midwinter of job hunting. Away in an Asse ssment Centre (To be sung to the tune of Away in a Manger) Away in an evaluation centre I began to cry When I saw other candidates in a suit and a tie. My jeans had been so scruffy My teeth were not brushed My hair was nonetheless fluffy It looked like I’d rushed. In the group train I began to fret A group full of individuals I by no means had met The clock began ticking And none of us spoke This entire group activity Was going up in smoke. At last got here the interview I slouched on the chair As they requested me the questions I played with my hair I tried to provide solutions But didn’t get very far My solutions have been rambling I wish I’d used STAR As the day ended I made a deep sigh Then observed the dirt mark Along my right thigh The shock and the horror At being unprepared If I’d contacted Careers Network I wouldn't have been scared. Hark! The pleased interns sing. (To be sung to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) Hark! The happy interns sing, You gain nice skills from w orking. Insight into future careers Standing out out of your friends. Joyful all of the interns learn From their job as they earn When employers reward them excessive Their employability goes sky high. Hark! The pleased interns sing, You acquire nice skills from working. Joy to Careers! Joy to Careers! The advisor’s come To help me plan my career Now I must prepare for it And gain skills for my CV, And acquire abilities for my CV, And analysis, and research, and begin networking. Joy to Careers! My internship’s on; I’m gaining useful expertise. While working exhausting, I be taught so much It’ll help me discover a job, It’ll assist me discover a job, It’ll assist me find a job, that I truly love Careers Network helps with my confidence And helps me to reflect The skills I’ve constructed at University, From my course and sports From my course and sports From my course and sports and societies Deck the halls Deck the halls of shame with errors Fa la la la la la la la la Spelling, grammar and format terrors Fa la la la la la la la Forget the dates at your personal peril, Fa la la la la la la la Tis the premise of this yuletide carol, Fa la la la la la la la See the dearth of abilities earlier than us, Fa la la la la la la la 5 pages lengthy is method too much fuss, Fa la la la la la la la Specific profiles are good measure, Fa la la la la la la la Keep transient your pursuits and leisure, Fa la la la la la la la Speak not of your self in third person, Fa la la la la la la Include a photo and your probabilities worsen, Fa la la la la la la Ask your devoted Careers Network group Fa la la la la la la To allow you to achieve your career dream, Fa la la la la la la On the first day of Careersmas On the primary day of Careermas, Careers Network gave to me an advisor to check my CV. On the second day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me, , two abilities workshops and an advisor to verify my CV. On the third day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me three employer shows, two skills workshops and an advisor to verify my CV. On the fourth day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me four mock interviews, three employer displays, two skills workshops and an advisor to check my CV. On the fifth day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me five mentoring schemes, 4 mock interviews, three employer shows, two abilities workshops and an advisor to examine my CV On the sixth day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me six CV workshops, 5 mentoring schemes, 4 mock interviews, three employer shows, two expertise workshops and an advisor to check my CV On the seventh day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me seven blogs f rom students, six CV workshops, 5 mentoring schemes, four mock interviews, three employer shows, two skills workshops and an advisor to verify my CV On the eigth day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me eight internship bursaries, seven blogs from students, six CV workshops, five mentoring schemes, 4 mock interviews, three employer shows, two expertise workshops and an advisor to examine my CV On the ninth day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me nine work placements, eight internship bursaries, seven blogs from students, six CV workshops, 5 mentoring schemes, 4 mock interviews, three employer displays, two abilities workshops and an advisor to examine my CV On the tenth day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me ten jobs on campus, nine work placements, eight internship bursaries, seven blogs from college students, six CV workshops, five mentoring schemes, four mock interviews, three employer displays, two skills workshops and an advisor to verify my CV On the eleventh day of Careersmas, Careers Network gave to me eleven Careers advisors, ten jobs on campus, 9 work placements, eight internship bursaries, seven blogs from college students, six CV workshops, five mentoring schemes, 4 mock interviews, three employer displays, two expertise workshops and an advisor to examine my CV On the twelfth day Careers Network gave to me… twelve graduate jobs, eleven Careers advisors, ten jobs on campus, 9 work placements, eight internship bursaries, seven blogs from college students, six CV workshops, five mentoring schemes, four mock interviews, three employer presentations, two abilities workshops and an advisor to verify my CV. 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